I miss my straight man posse.

I want a lesbian posse.

I'm not sure why exactly... Back home I had a... straight man posse? Me and ma boys.


Whatever. I'm taking applications for my lesbian posse. Seriously. lol.

I need to stop watching TV

Sooo second post today. I'm setting high standards for myself.

Just watched Fast Food Nation. Because I have no life.


It made me sick.


I think I am going to have to go back to eating only birds and fish. sigh.

I love cake. I want to eat it all the time.

Every morning I wake up to the sound of a really loud air conditioner. It's my neighbors I guess. In my half sleep/tard confusion I'm like "ohmygod it's raining?!?" hahahhhh. It wasn't.

I went to the movies today with my BFFFFFF F. riiight. We saw "House Bunny" ? I think. It was the most heterocentric movie I have ever seen. hahah. It was horrible.

These girls spend the whole movie trying to get boys to like them...there was even a little dykie one that got a make over from the playboy bunny and then loved cock.

Note to Self: Stay away from playboy bunnies.... bunnies are bad.

On the way home I saw a green hunchbacked goblin breast feeding a baby doll on the sidewalk. There was a tip jar so I gave it a dollar because honestly...it was the most fucked up/amusing thing I've seen since i moved here.

on a side note I have to say this...I have a star of David tattoo on my arm. And not one day has gone by since I got it that i don't have some bizarre encounter because of it. Seriously for the past two years. Weird shit. so I'm just going to share my favorites every time i blog.

Tattoo encounter of the day:

some Asian guy walks up to me and hands me a Jesus pamphlet and walks away yelling "Shalom, Shalom" in my direction.

yeah. well. I'm hungry. Food now.

I'm not even Jewish even...

So my sinus infection turned into an ear infection....ahahahhah.

I had to go back to the doctors office from hell.

Some guy who looked all cracked out... he... pointed at my star of david tattoo and said... "I love Challah. Thats fucking good shit right there."

I had to laugh. It was amazing. Shit like that happens to me all the time.

It's a good way to meet people I guess. ahhhh gawd. whatever. Los Angeles is boring. I need friends.

Hollywood is dirty.

I was really worried about getting sick in L.A.
Me=NO insurance.
I must have jinxed myself because currently I have a sinus infection that just a few days ago made me wish for death....
After going to the sketchiest doctors office in Hollywood--
No equipment made after 1984 (at least in my lifetime, right?)
I think they were stealing cable?
An exam room the size of my closet.
Anyway, whatever I was "near death" and needed antibiotics so badly that I would have traded my first born to get them.
This old Jewish doctor walks in asks me if I'm pregnant then prescribes me antibiotics and codeine for the pain. I was so happy I might have cried a little.
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In the midst of all this sickness I did manage to accomplish a lot.

I bought a car--2005 Honda Civic. with only 18500 miles on it. bizare.
Made two trips to Ikea. May I never return.
Bought a matress from a really nice, sketchy guy
Ooh, and learned how to use a dishwasher.

Life is good but, I miss my Boston people.

I'm cracked out on medication, excuse this whole post.