Sunday, December 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Last night Michelle Clunie came through my line. I wanted to tell her that I thought she was great in Queer as Folk, but I realized all the scenes I remembered her in were sex scenes. Maybe this is because the show was on when I was a closeted hormonal teenager. Who knows. Anyway I didn't say anything because I felt like mentioning the show was the same as saying, "Hey I've seen your boobs!" annnnd that made me uncomfortable. Yeah.
She is very pleasant though. One of my favorite cougars... mmhm.
Friday, January 30, 2009
As a rule I try to steer clear of processed food, anything with a shelf life, blah blah... BUT ... I am in love. hahah.
Seriously... I am in love with Trader Joe's Organic Vegetarian Chili. I am not blogging this because I work there and want to push product... nay, nay.
It is the most happy thing to hit my taste buds in years. I have been eating it for lunch all week. A bowl of chili and some organic unsalted tortilla chips... and you have my version of heaven.
That is all.
Okay, so, this is something that happens to me on a daily basis at work.
Now, I am a decent looking girl. I am a decent looking girl who happens to be very gay... and look very straight. So, it is not unusual for me to get attention from guys.
HOWEVER ... Lately it has been men ranging from about 40-65... AND they think that I'm underage. That is completely horrifying.
Yesterday I was working and this guy was like "I have to tell you, you look much younger than I think you really are..." OK WHAT? He goes on, "I would even say you could pass for 14 years old" UHMMM... my response was "Well, that is 11 years younger than I really am so I guess that is quite the complement." Totally unimpressed. He turned bright red, took his food and left. I'm guessing he assumed I was about 18 or so. Cute. This stuff happens a lot. It is getting creepy.
I wish women would jump on the bandwagon... Anyone who knows me, knows I have a soft spot for older women... alas... I only get the guys.
Anyway I just needed to vent about that because It has become a huge joke amongst my co-workers.
I just keep telling myself in 10 years I will be glad I look so young.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Today my cat (Bean) and I watched some educational Peta videos. I think they upset her very much because she has been laying in the same spot since... and didn't even want to play laser pointer (her favorite game) Grouchy cat loves chickens. I love chickens too Bean.
Monday, January 12, 2009
I have food poisoning. The horrible kind you only read about on google forums.
I'm crapping blood.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I went to see Bridget Mcmanus at the Comedy Store the other night. She was the funniest person there. We took pictures with her.... She tried to kick me in the head during her set... It was overall a good time.. I think I will go see her again on my birthday. That is all.